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  • lavenderlemniscate:

    whitechadwarden:

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    (via videogomez)

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  • transrobotfag:

    obfuscatingintelligence:

    if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it’s a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that’s how I’ve gotten away with it all these years, and why I’m still going to heaven.

    — capitalists

    (via videogomez)

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  • makahitaki:

    moonkitty:

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    wyd after smoking from this

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    (via videogomez)

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  • ahno-nimus:

    fallow-grove:

    ahno-nimus:

    ahno-nimus:

    ahno-nimus:

    ahno-nimus:

    fallow-grove:

    ahno-nimus:

    fallow-grove:

    ahno-nimus:

    fallow-grove:

    yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

    No, I don’t. Please, proceed.

    if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

    That would be fucked up.

    yknow what would be more fucked up

    Football field full of viruses.

    Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

    Really big vampire.

    Inside-out Sweden.

    if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

    Yeah that’s pretty fucked up.

    (via videogomez)

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  • catgulp316:

    narwhix:

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  • mickstart:

    mistressemmedi:

    mistressemmedi:

    mistressemmedi:

    SOMEONE’S ACTUALLY IN A FURSUIT AT MET

    HELLPPPPPPP

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    It’s Jared Leto 💀

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    (via videogomez)

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  • thesituation:

    thesituation:

    the senate is lying to us

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    i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry

    (via videogomez)

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  • videogomez:

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  • anistarrose:

    anistarrose:

    the uncommon allergy haver to anticapitalist pipeline

    in January 2023, companies became required to label sesame on all products it was present in, and undergo rigorous cleaning procedures to prevent sesame contamination, after it was declared the 9th “major” food allergen in the United States.

    so, instead of considering this a mandate to give a single shit about people with sesame allergies, almost all American companies decided to just add sesame flour to all their relevant products. because apparently that was cheaper.

    it’s almost impossible for me to find hot dog and hamburger buns without sesame now. and I am one of the lucky ones. I’m someone who just so happened to notice the label updates, not get caught unawares and have a severe allergic reaction. I’m someone lucky enough to be surrounded by multiple choices of supermarkets, and someone with the incredible privilege to have parents who’ll help me search the shelves, and cover those costs that my allergies rack up. not everyone with allergies/other intolerances has all or any of those privileges to begin with.

    most food allergies will never be prevalent enough that under capitalism, it will be profitable to give them the level of accommodation that they deserve. I speak from experience with a wide portfolio of hypersensitivity quirks when I say that the rarer the food allergy, the worse it gets.

    and here’s the thing: I can live without hamburger buns, with only superficial decreases in my quality of life. but sesame isn’t my only rare allergy, and ever since this legislation hit, I’ve been lying awake at night, afraid of what I might lose access to next.

    I’ve been lying awake at night wondering what I’ll have to do to live, to obtain enough safe food to survive, if any of my other allergies get this same treatment. and I reiterate. I am one of the privlidged ones.

    what these companies have done is completely legal. what these companies did has also cut off up to over a million people from what were previously safe, affordable staples of their diets. a system that has any incentive not to accommodate the dietary needs of any population is not a system that can be allowed to exist. this is the uncommon allergy haver to angry, fuming anticapitalist pipeline.

    (via jayrobonoid)

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    • #I FEEL THIS SO HARD OH MY GOD
    • #I have an intolerance to palm oil
    • #I found that out because after i graduated in 2017 if i ate too many oreos (like maybe 4) i would get kind of sick
    • #my stomach would hurt and i just felt sluggish
    • #which was wild cuz i had always been able to eat them
    • #looked at the ingredient list
    • #the only thing that was different was the oil they used; it was palm instead of canola
    • #but i didn't know it was palm oil until my dad fed me a sausage i had eaten before but it was cooked in i can't believe it's not butter
    • #i got sick for like two days
    • #i had muscle pains cramps a headache joint aches
    • #it sucked
    • #and i have other intolerances/allergies; egg sage and blackberries
    • #and the things i had eaten the day before didn't have any of those
    • #but the can't believe its not butter only had like 4 ingredients with one of those being palm oil
    • #and wanna know why??
    • #the fda in 2017 passed a law/regulation or some shit that said that products had to lower their transfats or something like that
    • #and palm oil is better about that kind of shit so instead of trying to do anything else they just switched to palm oil
    • #almost all chocolate bars have palm oil
    • #and with my other allergies by god is it a feat to even feed myself
    • #you bet your ass i will fight the fda on sight if i ever meet them
    • #and also big corporations
  • camagueyys:

    tagged by @meme-streets to post my top four favorite movies! do you know how goddamn close johnny hamlet came to making this list based off the theme song and nothing else.

    tagging @williamsburroughs @clints-unwashed-poncho @dancingunderagatheringstorm @manigual @girlfriendsofthegalaxy & anyone else who wants to! no pressure :)

    • 1 day ago
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  • theinsaneum:

    https://www.patreon.com/TheInsaneum

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  • emanal78:

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  • wuntrum:

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    mermaid knight for (mer)may’s postcard!

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  • humming-fly:

    @atomicpowered writes really funny shit and sometimes is generous enough to give me enough hints about certain upcoming scenes that i can make bullshit ahead of time - when they said they were thinking about adding in a greed/lanfan sparring scene my hand was already on the tablet before I finished reading the sentence 

    anyways if you haven’t read atomics full post-canon greedling fic yet i can only assume you haven’t heard of it before yet so here’s a link to the start of the fic you’re Welcome (and for those of you that are caught up here’s the chapter this scene is from - try to spot the exact moment greed realizes he’s made a Mistake!)

    (via mid-wintxr)

    • 2 days ago
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  • canuckianhawkbi:

    manywinged:

    manywinged:

    demonic possession is a decent trope but you know what’s even better? demonic cohabitation. just 2 people sharing the same body and both being the world’s worst roommate about it.

    the demon sharing a body with me: *looking at my depression meal in horror* we… are NOT eating that

    me: oh so you can eat the souls of the innocent but you’re too good for leftover spaghetti huh

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    (via mid-wintxr)

    • 2 days ago
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    • #story inspiration
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